A Botany Lesson

Here is my new SUNFLOWER. I am a little bit SUSPICIOUS of my flower, because it is BLUE! That is one SEEDY looking flower. Do you get my JOKE?!? Okay, I will STEM the bad jokes. I'm such a PISTIL! Hahahahaha!
Sunflower, I will POSE with you, but I do not LIKE it. WHY are you BLUE, anyway? That is NOT a NATURAL flower color.
Oh NOES! Why are you creeping around my NECK?!?!!!!!
AAAIIIEEEEE! That's not a SUNFLOWER. It is a STRANGLER FIG!!!!!!