Flat Cat Monday

Hi ya...uh...what's this?

Who are you anyway?  You kind of look like me, but smaller...and flatter...

Mom said she was going to flatten me.  I thought it might hurt.  I didn't know what to expect.

So... my mom, who is a total fan of the movie "The Last Starfighter"...which was made, like a kazillion years ago...way before I was born...is now telling me that this is my "Beta Unit".  Wha?  What's a Beta Unit?  To quote the movie "A Beta Unit is a simuloid.  An exact duplicate, but not as loud".

Now I'm just trying to figure out which one of us gets to go to BlogPaws.