Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
A nice joke taken from this page.
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.recreational.catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page all about cats.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of
"CyberDog".
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around you house like CatinTax and
WarCat II.
2. On IRC, you're known as the Iron Mouser.
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.