My Bubble Dress

I realized I hardly have any blue dresses, so I got this pretty blue bubble dress with a ruffled lace collar. It is shiny and poofy!
Did somebuddy said this bubble dress style makes me look fat??!!!?
Now I am getting crabilated. 
But since I am a professional, the show must go on.  You may kiss my paw to apologize.  That is all.