Tabby Tattletale Tuesday
Ginger, where have you been? I've missed you!
Whoa Madison, you won't believe what's been going on behind the scenes at The Real Housecats of the Blogosphere! I mean, when I signed on to be the gossip columnist, I thought "cool"!!! But really, what cat would trust me with any good information...everyone knows I'm a tattletale...I can't keep anything to myself. But then...there are cats there from all around the world...they don't know me.
Hah!
So...anyway, I act all cool and stuff and pretty soon the fur is flying! Did you know that there is a cat there who calls herself Sphynx Queen!? Kite is her name...oh I mean "Kee-tay"...::rolls eyes::
Oh and that's not the half of it...seems that our brother Figaro is a bit mesmerized by her. He seems to want to share his excess fur to keep her warm.
Oh and that's not all...she claims to be from ::cough:: Outer Space!
I have it on good authority...(our sister Bennette) that Kite is really from Las Vegas. See, Bennette's boyfurriend Sylvester, from the Katnip Lounge, lived at the vet for quite some time waiting for a forever home. While he waited, he saw lots of cats come and go...and he knows "FOR A FACT" Kite came in to be treated for an "undisclosed illness"...hmmmmm....she apparently had a show at an off the strip casino.
Oh wow Ginger! Tell me more!!! This is terribly exciting!
Well, maybe...but you gotta promise not to tell ANYONE!!!! I've already told you too much.
Uh oh, here comes Figgy...act casual!
Huh...did I hear my name?
