Happy Birthday to ME!
Guess what?!?! Today is my birthday! I am EIGHT. Years.
I even made a card for myself to celebrate the day!
I got this very extra-special outfit to wear to celebrate the day. It is sparkly and covered in fancy FRUITS! I even have cherries to wear on my head, and some bananners to remember Pixie.
I even made a card for myself to celebrate the day! 
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