A Multi-Purpose Toy
TODAY I will SHOW you how ONE toy can have MANY uses! Take this CATNIP PILLOW for EXAMPLE. Well, PLEASE do not actually TAKE it from me, okay? I can CHOMP it!
I can BUNNYKICK the STUFFING out of it!
I can RASSLE with it! 
And it feels GOOD to HOLD it TIGHTLY!
Ah, at the END of the day, I can LAY my WEARY head upon it.
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