new cat behavior

My mom called me a mercenary on Sunday morning.  I was shocked and hurt.  Why would she do this to me?

Was it something about me being all sweet and nice trying to wake her up at 7am...with licks and kissies and stuff?  Because my breakfast was 2 hours LATE!  Mom seems to have had an issue with this since it wasn't because I love her.  It was all about me.  Me and my Fancy Feast.

So I had to make it up to her.  So in this very spot (after breakfast) I sat on her for a whole hour and purred and licked her arm.

I think I'm back on the "good list" once again.

Mom participated in a fundraising bike ride on Saturday.  That was a good thing because if she's going to leave me, then it makes it all better if it's for a good cause.

Mom said that she passed a street...the best named street in the whole world!  That's right...Cory Street!!!

I asked mom if we could move there and she said no...so I did my best to imagine myself living there.  A girl can dream, right?

Hey, maybe I can petition the city to rename the street where I live?