How Does THAT Work? Monkeys!

Today I am posting a SPECIAL edition of How Does THAT Work!? I will EXPLAIN why I WANT to have my very OWN PET MONKEY!
MONKEYS are COOL! If I had a PET MONKEY, I could go into OUTER SPACE with him. This is BAKER the monkey. She went into outer SPACE and returned ALIVE after a 15 MINUTE flight! ALBERT was the FIRST monkey in space. Monkeys are space HEROES! I am SAD that some of the Space Monkeys had to give their lives to make space flight SAFER.
If I had a MONKEY FRIEND, I could attend MOVIE PREMIERES! I am not 100% CERTAIN that my COWBOY gear is the CORRECT fashion for a movie PREMIERE.
I could join a MONKEY BAND!
If I had MORE than ONE monkey FRIEND, we could play BOARD GAMES together!
Wouldn't you like to have a PET MONKEY, too?!!!