How Does THAT Work: Gerbils!
You know I LOVE my gerbil pals BERT and ERNIE.  Today I am going to EXPLAIN where GERBILS come from!
 Bert and Ernie are MONGOLIAN GERBILS.   This means they come from MONGOLIA.  They live in SEMI-DESERT and STEPPES.   I am pretty SURE it is very BORING there.  Once Bert and Ernie got TOO BORED, they decided to LEAVE Mongolia.
Bert and Ernie are MONGOLIAN GERBILS.   This means they come from MONGOLIA.  They live in SEMI-DESERT and STEPPES.   I am pretty SURE it is very BORING there.  Once Bert and Ernie got TOO BORED, they decided to LEAVE Mongolia. So they PACKED up all of their STUFF and LEFT!  I am pretty SURE they WALKED because HITCH-HIKNG is DANGEROUS.
So they PACKED up all of their STUFF and LEFT!  I am pretty SURE they WALKED because HITCH-HIKNG is DANGEROUS. When they first got to AMERICA, they went to a PET SHOP.  There were lots of TOYS and and lots of FUN stuff to do there. So Bert and Ernie were HAPPY for a while.  But then they got LONELY and wanted a REAL family.  So they came to live with US!
When they first got to AMERICA, they went to a PET SHOP.  There were lots of TOYS and and lots of FUN stuff to do there. So Bert and Ernie were HAPPY for a while.  But then they got LONELY and wanted a REAL family.  So they came to live with US! Now Bert and Ernie are HAPPY all the time!
Now Bert and Ernie are HAPPY all the time!