Signs Your Cat Owns You
* At the store, you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself.
* You buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat.
* The Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap.
* Your cat signs the card.
* You climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat.
* You cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays.
* You feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork.
* You give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas.
* You spend more for your cat at Christmas than you do for your spouse.
* You have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator.
* You have pictures of your cat in your wallet.
* You bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children.
* You microwave your cat's food.
* You prepare your cat's food from scratch.
* You put off making the bed until the cat gets up.
* You select your friends based on how well your cats like them.
* You sleep in the same position all night because it annoys yourncats when you move.
* You watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote.
* Your cat sits at the table (or ON the table) when you eat.
* Your cat sleeps on your head.
* When someone new comes to your house, you introduce your cat, by name, to them.