Harley Gives a Hoot!
HOOT, HOOT! Did you know if you give a HOOT, you will not POLLUTE?!?

I DO give a hoot. Do you think leaving my DROPPINGS is considering POLLUTING? The word DROPPINGS is another word for POOP. Only it SOUNDS like you just accidentally DROPPED something instead...

I will have to THINK about this for a WHILE.

In the MEANTIME, I will just STARE at my owl hat.

Um, DAISY made me say it is REALLY her owl HAT.